Sunday, 12 December 2010

'Psychotic' Surgeon General under fire at Fox News: one cigarette can kill you

The latest message from the 'psychotic' Surgeon General Regina Benjamin ('if that's her real name'), that one cigarette can kill you leaves this Fox News panel sceptical and critical.

Living on the edge, even flirting with smokers, starts to become enlightened behaviour.


Michael J. McFadden said...

Belinda, I feel it is grossly irresponsible of you to suggest "flirting with smokers." Didn't you know that even flirting with someone who might have been NEAR a smoker can be deadly? See:

for details on this deadly new threat to humanity!

Michael J. McFadden
Author of "Dissecting Antismokers' Brains" {I used a zeptoscope.}

Anonymous said...

I am sure that the front line troops in Afghanistan will be less than happy when their current weapons are taken from them and replace by Second Hand Smoke dispensers.

Xopher said...

I suppose we should be grateful she's not actively treating patients or worse still operating on them!
This must be the ultimate promotion for an incompetent.